All Platforms Want Caruso Dead

We have very big election coming up in Bulgaria- government has fallen, and there is chaos in streets. Here is news report.

Bulgaria will hold an early election on May 12, Rosen Plevneliev, the country's president has said, as the government seeks a way out of a political crisis that could undermine the Balkan country's economic stability. The announcement on Thursday came after Prime Minister Boiko Borisov resigned last week following nationwide protests against high electricity prices, and plans to cut prices and revoke the distribution licence of Czech utility CEZ, which could deter other investors.

However, all factions agree that number one issue is the death of Matt Caruso. Parties disagree on how- Socialist want Caruso to be kicked to death, but right-wing nationalists are more traditional,and want to use old ritual of Flensing with Knives. Dracula Party issued statement just saying "Bleah!" but we know what means. To quote outgoing Prime Minister Boiko Borisov, "Насладете се на медения си месец, скоро ще Bleed!"

Bleah! I vant to kill Caruso! We hate him in Transylvania!

I assume Caruso doesn't know the difference between Romania and Bulgaria.

Bleah!