Friday, August 25, 2017

New Killers Of Slovenly Frump-Enemy Reduce Unemployment To Glorious Heights!

Youth unemployment in Bulgaria fell from close to 30 per cent in 2006 to 22.7 per cent in 2016, according to figures released on August 11 by EU statistics agency Eurostat.
This meant that Bulgaria had the largest drop in youth unemployment among EU countries in those 10 years. (Source)
All hired to be killers! We guarantee near-full employment by offering chance to muderfuck Bulgaria's #1 enemy, the seed of despair, ruiner of Bulgarian dreams, Mr. Pudding, Caruso. Even willing to work for free! 
Human mustard stain Matt Caruso using futuristic robot ears to listen to ape-porn
You thought you could fire us? Ruin employment? We now have bright and glorious future! We have all working together, in Bulgarian harmony, the dissonance of a hundred thousand swirling knives. Good future! For us!